On Father’s Day we went for lunch at my Mom’s place. What happened on the way there was a lesson in Karma…
We were just going out to the Mom’s for a Grandpop’s lunch of home made fried chicken, potato salad and sourcream cucumber salad and as we were getting ready to leave, Terry was standing in the laundry/mudroom deciding which shoes he was going to wear with his jeans. As he pondered his shoe-choice, I heard a loud guffaw and exclamation "She’s scooting! She’s scooting!"
Lulu [our 7.5 month old kitten] started butt scooting across the lino floor in the mud room. She had a little turdy stuck to her butt… So, while her human father was laughing at her and pointing in amusement, I went to get a babywipe to, well, wipe the baby’s butt. Once T caught his breath, he stooped and scooped up the turd, wiped the floor and since we were now running late, we quickly headed out the door.
We made our planned pitstop at the Hallmark card shop and Save-On grocery store on the way to Mom’s place, and that’s when the hilarity really ensued… We chose the Dad’s Day cards we wanted, then I asked T to pay for them, while I went next door to the grocery store to pick up the pie and a few other things we’d need for the luncheon. He could catch up with me in the grocery store. So… I’m wandering up and down the aisles when he walks up to me and tells me to look down.
It seems that while T was walking over to the grocers from the cardshop that he noticed a problem… He couldn’t figure out why one shoe felt tighter on his foot than the other, and after glancing down at them, he quickly discovered why. He had on two different shoes!
You see… it seems that while the kittykat dad was laughing at his 8 month old furgirl, HE forgot that he was trying to decide which shoes to wear with his jeans - one very casual and one definitely dressy. By the time Lulu and the floor were cleaned up, he had forgotten about the shoe issue as we quickly headed out the door so we wouldn’t be late for lunch. Well, when he figured it out and walked up to me in the grocery aisle, telling me to look down, I nearly peed my pants I was laughing so hard. My perfectionist hubby, who prides himself on always trying to look his best, had on two very nice, but VERY different shoes.
Karma definitely bit the kittydad in the ass on Father’s Day. THAT is what you get when you laugh and point mercilessly at your butt-scooting kitty… you end up looking like a total and complete dork with two different shoes on. At least they were both the same COLOR.









